your moms my other ride

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Take this and put it- No.

This is not a joke or is it

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Donald Trump

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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