Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Scott Gomez

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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