Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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