- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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