- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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