- Anti Joke

What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

-20

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

-22

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

-22

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

-22

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

-22

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

-22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

21

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's big and white?

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

women's rights

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??