- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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