"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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xavier stop

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Anti Joke

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