- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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