- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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