Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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