What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Dont look at me.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Apple.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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