- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

what do you call a cow? A cow

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

?"what's up" "A preposition"

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did the moron jump through the window?

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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