A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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