What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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