Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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