What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Society.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

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