What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Get on your knees Ho

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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