Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Scott Gomez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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