A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Black Friday

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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