What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A Jew! Bless you.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Jerry.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

xavier stop

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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