Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Anti Joke

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