What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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