What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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the asian kid gets an F

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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