- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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