A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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