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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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