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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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