i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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