Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

The joke below is absolute shit.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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