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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's clear and wet? water

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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