What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's 9+10? 19

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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