Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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