- Anti Joke

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

you know whats funny... nothing.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.