- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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