What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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try slamming a revolving door

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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