Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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