What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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