A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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penis

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Woman's rights

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Black Friday

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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refridgrator

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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