- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Black Friday

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Do your parents know you're gay?

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