- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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