Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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No.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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the WNBA

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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