What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Black People.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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i lost the game

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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