- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What is a chair?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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