Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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I would rape her

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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A mans opinion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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