Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Anti Joke

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