- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A man sat on a chair

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Women.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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