Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Get on your knees Ho

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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women's rights

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's big and white?

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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