Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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you

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Joke.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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