- Anti Joke

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

your mother

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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