How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Membean

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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lol a man is drowning

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