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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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