what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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