How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

i dont like chris

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Justin Bieber

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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