What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Xbox One

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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