- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

I had sex with my mother in law

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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