- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans opinion.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow