Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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