What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How much Is a free app on my market?

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Joke.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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