- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

How much Is a free app on my market?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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