If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

one day i went to bed

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Basically copying you.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Woman's rights

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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