- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Grammer is very important

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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