If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Anti Joke

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