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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Jerry.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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