- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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