What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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People Order Our Patties

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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shut up iggy

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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