- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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