When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Bob dole

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Knock knock Come in

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

try slamming a revolving door

Wy did the chicken?

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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