How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Breast cancer.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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