What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Are you Drew?

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Xbox One

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Hi

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