- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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