Snarf Nuggets

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

what do u call a black man a black man

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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