- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Cows are land manatees.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

I'm Jewish

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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