- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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