- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Jerry.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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