knock knock. come in.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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full house

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

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