- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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